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I think I've been to the grocery store 10 times in the past week. I'm like a personal shopper minus all the perks. I don't know exactly what perks I'm missing out on but shopping for anything besides food sounds like fun. It's pretty hot...inside. Outside it's extremely hot. If I were to guess it's probably slightly cooler than the hickory house pre air conditioning. I'm considering laying some bacon out on the dining room table to see if it will cook. If it works out all I'll need is a grocery store delivery person.